Serenity by Jan

As seen in this years’ Scranton/Wilkes-Barre coupon book worth over fifteen thousand dollars in savings!

Did you know that candles are the number one fastest-growing product in the scent-aroma market? Two billion dollar a year industry. And for only ten thousand dollars YOU could become a co-owner of Serenity by Jan. In these uncertain times we need to focus on what we can control. When I get frustrated, or irritated or… angry, I climb the stairs in my boyfriend’s condo, enter my workspace and I just smell all my candles. And it just -poof- goes away, just like that! You can use your home fragrance to send a message about your hopes and dreams by burning the scents that reflect them. Scents like:

Crisp notes of expensive fiber paper will make you feel warmer than the fax machine sending copies to your husband’s lawyer. Sit back and enjoy the comfort of alimony.

Notes of teenage boys’ cologne, vodka and maple guitar wood are sure to remind one of forbidden love with their much younger assistant.

This will transport you to a time of being topless on a sandy beach in the midst of a secret love affair with someone you will be ashamed to date publicly. Also, coconuts.

It has top notes of money, middle notes of money with base notes of revenge, and is most enjoyed while secretly reading your boyfriend’s diary.

Those aren’t notes of sour milk and sauerkraut. They’re notes of control, dedication, and perseverance. YOU are a strong woman! How do you do it? Raise your daughter, work as director of office purchasing for a hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on your own label? You are a supermom and we are so proud of you!